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Big sale, I think I can walk out of here with a new bed under $350.  I want a queen, not too firm but not that temprasomethingorother shit.  This one looks nice, $370, made of soy, available in queen, wait what? Made of soy?  They make tofu beds now?  Huh?  Well it's not squishy like tofu, but still a little to soft for my taste.  Next.  Too small.  Too big.  Too expensive.  Here's one.  On sale for $310, made in the US, available in queen, let's try it.  No way, too stiff.  Oops, missed the sign that said extra firm, my bad, moving on.  No.  No.  Nope.  No.  No.  Maybe?  $35o, new design for optimum back support, available in queen.  This sounds pretty good, let's try.  Wow, this isn't half bad.  Not too soft, not too hard.  I feel like Goldilocks but this may be just right.