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Who needs a desk when a bed is your office?  Life is easy, sleep all day, party all night, fuck, sleep in, and repeat.  People think I'm nothing but they have it all wrong.  They're nothing, I've just figured out the system.  I don't need to buy a bed when I sleep someplace new every night.  I get paid to sleep around and all I have to do is fake it.  You always have to fake it, don't get attached. The only thing I'm attached to are these hotels.  Nice rooms, clean sheets, big beds.  Isn't it great? No 9 to 5 for me.  I have it made.